A Soap



Pictured: cleaning product PTSD

soap sees a lot of dirty and awful things that no one should have to see. this probably causes a lot of psychological provblems and psychologists are expense

A Diver

i have heard that divers get bends and that sounds very uncomfortable to be forced to bend. also, like space the ocean is very large and can even lack light which is frightening

Science

Pictured: science and a troll that has trolled science to gain infinite USDs



science is always getting trolled by curly armed peoples and being called jelly while they are troleld and that is not nice

The Word "Whom"

the abuse this poor word suffers from people trying to sound smart is unthinkable, i really feel sorry for this word and am glad i am not it

An Afro

im glad i am not an afro because afros are homes for idiot birds who i hate. i would not like an idiot bird so close to my body

A Guy With Gout

there would be no safe way to harvest the beautiful uric acid crystals from my joints

My Foot or any foot for that matter

we step in to water without caring how it makes our feet feel its probably really cold and we don't even care

A bachelor's computer screen

it's seen things that no living being should have to see

A Plastic Bag

millions think they know how it feels to be a plastic bag thanks to Katy Perry, but this is simply not the case