SPerhegetti

i am glad i am not spahetgtig becasue neckbears woudl be spilling me everywhere out of hteir pockets when they talk to cutie patootie girls

The .1% of Bacteria that were not have killed

sanitizing wipes nad products dont finish the job when they kill they leave some alive and those might be really sad and alone becasue all their freinds is dead and there are too many to bury and tehy are very alone

it must suck also survivors guitl

i feel bad for them all day every day expecially when i use lysol but i dont care becaus eim not bacteria

an pony

i am glad i am not a pony because bronies are try hards and also stupidlame and i shall not be associated with it

and dont tell me i just dont understand it
i do

it's about ponies

this is not hard

also horses suck

A Flower

flowers are only ever apprectiaed for their outer beauty so they never get the chance to grow as a person
but the growing as a person part is because they are plants and not humans so they cnat grow as a person, only a plant

also flowers attract bees and i really hate bees bees are dicks

an announcement

since i keep thinking of ideas that are the type of comic that do not fit the style of this blog, i have created another blog where such comics will be posted

i will still update for this one

but the new one is funnier

www.gigsderp.blogspot.com

love,

soorro

A Coupon

Pictures: Anti ButtStink (tm) brand powder and its famous "weird and jaundiced ass" logo

i hear there is an underground trafficking for coopins that i can only assume involves prostitution and handling by old ladies and housewives with no lives, one of which i simply cant abide

guess which one

its the housewives 

i cant abide old lady handling and housewives

coopn prostitisuiin is totally cool

A Laffy Taffy Wrapper

cuz that shit's about to get thrown the fuck out
YEAAAAAAHH