SPerhegetti

i am glad i am not spahetgtig becasue neckbears woudl be spilling me everywhere out of hteir pockets when they talk to cutie patootie girls

The .1% of Bacteria that were not have killed

sanitizing wipes nad products dont finish the job when they kill they leave some alive and those might be really sad and alone becasue all their freinds is dead and there are too many to bury and tehy are very alone

it must suck also survivors guitl

i feel bad for them all day every day expecially when i use lysol but i dont care becaus eim not bacteria

an pony

i am glad i am not a pony because bronies are try hards and also stupidlame and i shall not be associated with it

and dont tell me i just dont understand it
i do

it's about ponies

this is not hard

also horses suck

A Flower

flowers are only ever apprectiaed for their outer beauty so they never get the chance to grow as a person
but the growing as a person part is because they are plants and not humans so they cnat grow as a person, only a plant

also flowers attract bees and i really hate bees bees are dicks

an announcement

since i keep thinking of ideas that are the type of comic that do not fit the style of this blog, i have created another blog where such comics will be posted

i will still update for this one

but the new one is funnier

www.gigsderp.blogspot.com

love,

soorro

A Coupon

Pictures: Anti ButtStink (tm) brand powder and its famous "weird and jaundiced ass" logo

i hear there is an underground trafficking for coopins that i can only assume involves prostitution and handling by old ladies and housewives with no lives, one of which i simply cant abide

guess which one

its the housewives 

i cant abide old lady handling and housewives

coopn prostitisuiin is totally cool

A Laffy Taffy Wrapper

cuz that shit's about to get thrown the fuck out
YEAAAAAAHH

A Soap



Pictured: cleaning product PTSD

soap sees a lot of dirty and awful things that no one should have to see. this probably causes a lot of psychological provblems and psychologists are expense

A Diver

i have heard that divers get bends and that sounds very uncomfortable to be forced to bend. also, like space the ocean is very large and can even lack light which is frightening

Science

Pictured: science and a troll that has trolled science to gain infinite USDs



science is always getting trolled by curly armed peoples and being called jelly while they are troleld and that is not nice

The Word "Whom"

the abuse this poor word suffers from people trying to sound smart is unthinkable, i really feel sorry for this word and am glad i am not it

An Afro

im glad i am not an afro because afros are homes for idiot birds who i hate. i would not like an idiot bird so close to my body

A Guy With Gout

there would be no safe way to harvest the beautiful uric acid crystals from my joints

My Foot or any foot for that matter

we step in to water without caring how it makes our feet feel its probably really cold and we don't even care

A bachelor's computer screen

it's seen things that no living being should have to see

A Plastic Bag

millions think they know how it feels to be a plastic bag thanks to Katy Perry, but this is simply not the case

The Idiot Bird

thsi bird will probably have permanent brain damage from hitting my window today so that would kind of suck. also im suing this bird for causing emotional distress because it was very loud and startled me when it hit my window

A Pot of Ramen Water

most of the time they are forgotten until they lose everything to evaporation. imagine what your life would be like if you lsot everything to evaporation

A Vince With the Slapchop

because if i was him i could never get a hooker if i for whatever reason wanted one. not even the fine example shown here

A Korean Tae Kwon Do Instructor in America

i take my little brother to tae kwon do twice a week. theres pictures there of the guy that runs the place when he was still living and becoming a black belt in korea. the kids there would be thrown out if they did that in korea because the kids are pretty much little dicks

A piece of cheese

i've heard that life for things that are cheesy is difficult. you could even go so far as to say that it ain't easy bein' cheesy.

you could also say that i enjoy puns

A Double Rainbow

i think this one is pretty obvious. there's some sickos out there with boners for double rainbows. i don't want to be filmed or screamed at. i also don't want to be asked what i mean because i'm a goddamn double rainbow, i have no idea what's going on.

A Gynecologist

they probably get called a lot of mean names.

A Stripper

there are many reasons i would not want to be a stripper
1. i don't know how to act sexy
2. i don't know how to dance
3. i'd probably fall off the stage
4.
5.
7.
all of these things would contribute to loss of tips, making this a poor profession choice in terms of monetary gain

A child's tooth

children are not nice to their teeth. teeth should probably file a po-lice report on children

A pilot

because thunderstorms, while awesome from the ground, are pretty much dicks and poorly drawn trolls to pilots.

An astronaut

space is very large and very dark. both are upsetting and astronauts have to live there. look how offended this astronaut is by the dark and large.

A pregnant lady

because bears like the menstruation and pregnant ladies don't have the menstruation. bears are cool guys