The Idiot Bird

thsi bird will probably have permanent brain damage from hitting my window today so that would kind of suck. also im suing this bird for causing emotional distress because it was very loud and startled me when it hit my window

A Pot of Ramen Water

most of the time they are forgotten until they lose everything to evaporation. imagine what your life would be like if you lsot everything to evaporation

A Vince With the Slapchop

because if i was him i could never get a hooker if i for whatever reason wanted one. not even the fine example shown here

A Korean Tae Kwon Do Instructor in America

i take my little brother to tae kwon do twice a week. theres pictures there of the guy that runs the place when he was still living and becoming a black belt in korea. the kids there would be thrown out if they did that in korea because the kids are pretty much little dicks

A piece of cheese

i've heard that life for things that are cheesy is difficult. you could even go so far as to say that it ain't easy bein' cheesy.

you could also say that i enjoy puns

A Double Rainbow

i think this one is pretty obvious. there's some sickos out there with boners for double rainbows. i don't want to be filmed or screamed at. i also don't want to be asked what i mean because i'm a goddamn double rainbow, i have no idea what's going on.

A Gynecologist

they probably get called a lot of mean names.

A Stripper

there are many reasons i would not want to be a stripper
1. i don't know how to act sexy
2. i don't know how to dance
3. i'd probably fall off the stage
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all of these things would contribute to loss of tips, making this a poor profession choice in terms of monetary gain

A child's tooth

children are not nice to their teeth. teeth should probably file a po-lice report on children

A pilot

because thunderstorms, while awesome from the ground, are pretty much dicks and poorly drawn trolls to pilots.

An astronaut

space is very large and very dark. both are upsetting and astronauts have to live there. look how offended this astronaut is by the dark and large.

A pregnant lady

because bears like the menstruation and pregnant ladies don't have the menstruation. bears are cool guys